I will not be seeing Magic Mike. As in EVAH. I don’t get it. All you 50 Shades of Grey ladies can go at it. Btw, you do know there’s much better porn on this internet thingie don’t you? That’s what I hear anyway. ;)
I’m not sure there’s enough money that could be given to me to watch dumbass Matthew McConnaughey. I want to use his head to bang on my bongos while I’m nekkid.
Give me schweddy , shirtless runner or swimmer doodes any day. Yes please. Or any REAL man not so obsessed with the beauty of his own body 24-7.
This has been an Andrea PSA. Carry on.