My phone had too much tequila last night. Tequila literally flowing out of it. I was looking at an early death for said phone. There’s NO way Verizon would have fallen for a “don’t know what happened”. They would have gotten drunk on the fumes just holding it.
I said a little drunken prayer before bed. Re-booted it several times. Woke up this morning to a still wonky phone. Re-booted a few more times. Went back to bed. Woke up.
Phone is working!
Clearly it just needed to sober up. It did so WELL before I did.