onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. See the good in your past. There will always be things that we wish had never happened; there will always be bad memories and things that we regret. But they are part of who you are – so accept that they have happened and celebrate the person they’ve allowed you to become.

2. Invest time in…

undercovermama:

notsoshynurse:

Every time!

Me. Every time.

undercovermama:

notsoshynurse:

Every time!

Me. Every time.

(Source: photoeros-2013, via jewlesthemagnificent)

Yes I just had to text our UPS guy. Nope, I do not have a weird crush on him. Nope. Not at all.

Tags: nope

best-of-imgur:

Saw this danish TV reporter at the lawn of the White Househttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

Saw this danish TV reporter at the lawn of the White House
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

geckoblue:

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.


This would have looked cooler on her front…..

geckoblue:

ethnicink:

“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.

This would have looked cooler on her front…..

710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

(via steveinaspeedo)

FYIIAB

FYIIAB

Yes, I just googled anal beads. (to educate a clueless friend posting on fb).  

Yup, pretty sure now I will get murdered tonight and the police will go to my search history for clues and the headlines will read that I died as a result of some kinky sex shit. 

Awesome. 

Dear Tumblr

humanraise:

Please add an option to make everything I post visible only to people I follow. I’m done sharing everything with everyone. I’d love to let loose and not have to worry about someone seeing something I don’t want them to see. I want some privacy. 

Please reblog this is you agree.

(via recreationallyscolded)

Felt like I was swimming in quicksand. With cement blocks on my feet. While breathing in oatmeal. Best swim evah.

Not.


1800/free
28:06 (27:27 pace)

Felt like I was swimming in quicksand. With cement blocks on my feet. While breathing in oatmeal. Best swim evah.

Not.


1800/free
28:06 (27:27 pace)

(Source: fitnesstipsonly, via geckoblue)

outofthecavern:

malformalady:

Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from  Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.

YOU SEE THIS IS FANTASTIC. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO. NOT KILL SHARKS BECAUSE THEY’RE CURIOUS AND ATTACK US. WE’RE IN THEIR WATERS. WE’RE MAKING THEIR HUNTING GROUNDS SMALLER.

outofthecavern:

malformalady:

Australian scientists have developed a pair of anti-shark wetsuits that make divers appear invisible by camouflaging their bodies in the sea and trick sharks into thinking surfers are poisonous. A team of researchers from the University of Western Australia joined forces with designers from  Shark Attack Mitigation Systems (SAMS) to create the suits. The blue pattern of the Elude suit can’t be seen by the shark because the fish are colour blind. While the stripes on the Diverter suit mimic the colours of poisonous fish to warn the sharks off.

YOU SEE THIS IS FANTASTIC. THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO. NOT KILL SHARKS BECAUSE THEY’RE CURIOUS AND ATTACK US. WE’RE IN THEIR WATERS. WE’RE MAKING THEIR HUNTING GROUNDS SMALLER.

(via joepinecone)

omfg…..  Beard me. 

Eating pizza & drinking wine with my mother. She just casually mentioned that someone tried to murder her once.

Arrrighty then.

Wtf?!?!