This one time, at flight school…..

Tags: us air tweet

Nothing says class quite like a jetliner up yer cooz.

Truer words were never spoken. 

omfg. omfg. omfg.  This was MORE than just a little mistake.  

Somebody at US Airways is without a job tonight.  And, some woman just got weirdly famous.  

Perhaps that’s where they should be looking for the missing plane…..

Walking in a winter wonderland….

Walking in a winter wonderland….

I am in a skirt with bare legs. I just had to wipe two inches of wet snow off my car. Wtf

bobbycaputo:

Lifestyle photographer Grace Chon has created this adorable portrait series of her 10-month-old Chinese-Korean baby Jasper and their 7-year-old rescue dog Zoey

(via msdeenyc)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via jusky)

"I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

— Mae West (via observando)

best-of-imgur:

Safety first.http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com
humansofnewyork:

"A girl at work asked me if ‘cutting the rug’ was the same as ‘carpet munching.’"

humansofnewyork:

"A girl at work asked me if ‘cutting the rug’ was the same as ‘carpet munching.’"

sunflowersandsearchinghearts:

Yeah!!!  I call bottom bunk… via pinterest

sunflowersandsearchinghearts:

Yeah!!!  I call bottom bunk… via pinterest

(via geckoblue)

"I never got this far in my dreams."

— Bubba Watson

Tags: the masters

Bubba.

geckoblue:

unsavant:

make the devil complain. on We Heart It.

Wait - thats every ex girlfriend i’ve ever had!

geckoblue:

unsavant:

make the devil complain. on We Heart It.

Wait - thats every ex girlfriend i’ve ever had!