Apparently this is the summer of the ass cheeks. I’ve seen more ass cheeks hanging out of tweens/teens short shorts than I care to ever see.
* edited: btw, as my grandma Elsie used to say, “if they sneeze you’ll know what sex they are”. Ha. True dat, grandma.
"Glad you were able to make it. You can make everyone laugh.
Loved seeing this text come in. Nice to feel appreciated by friends.
Pam: We’re thinking about placing our new Trader Joe’s right here (points at map)
Steve: Is it a location with a parking lot that cannot possibly support our needs?
Pam: Yup. Parking lot is far too small and terribly designed.
Yup. My Trader Joe’s to a T.
I read about a tragic car accident this morning and thought how awful for those families.
I was meeting old work friends for dinner tomorrow night. I just learned that one of the people killed in that accident was the son of one of these work friends.
I want to throw up.